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damn girl, you got a butt that WON’T QUIT *butt pulls out a knife* wait, no- *butt stabs me* no, stop- *butt doesn’t stop* …et tu, bootay

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Short Jokes

TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed… Police later said, “they didn’t see the sign…”

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Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

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