Short Jokes
A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat
A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat
Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp.
Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage.
I think the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid
What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad.
Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference.
What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper
What do you call a slutty camera? A loose Canon.
I have a Victoria’s Secret model’s body!! (in my basement)