A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp.

Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage.

I think the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad.

Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference.

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper

What do you call a slutty camera? A loose Canon.

I have a Victoria’s Secret model’s body!! (in my basement)