Short Jokes
People who say “in and of itself” are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
People who say “in and of itself” are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
I like asking girls if I can buy them a drink and when they say yes I yell “YOU DON’T KNOW MY FINANCIAL SITUATION” and run away.
Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
I’ve decided to fight my addiction I’m not posting on reddit until next year
I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!
Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: “he saw it coming”
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it
Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a hill and turned into a field
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff