Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION

Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.

What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!

I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

I dont care or think about the people in my past… there is some reason why they didn’t make it to my future!

You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it.

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.