What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful

How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other’s sentences

TIL I’m genetically predisposed to love heroin It’s in my blood

I’m a terrible singer, I have two left throats

Get a big metal box, label it “TIME CAPSULE” and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like.

A bird pooped on my head today…Am I gonna die? I mean, I’m kinda worried about getting sick from it but mostly I hope this made someone’s day.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil

How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka