What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things.

What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says “Idaho”.

What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s finger

It’s just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ‘Dont Feed the Animals’ rule.

You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.

If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.

What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips.