Go to racist joke, what’s yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with “two black men wanted for rape” first one says “fucking niggers get all the best jobs”

My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven’t told my cellmate yet though

Why do lawyer’s suits never have pants pockets? Because their hands are always in someone else’s!

Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive. 2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn’t tell anyone else that they were vegan.

What is Jeb Bush’s campaign slogan? Third time’s the charm

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!

Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I’m 6th in line for a selfie.