What’s the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you’re gay

Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.

If Trump wins, I’m leaving the country, if Clinton wins I’m leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen. Love, Science

My best friend and I were comparing our penises… for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie.

There are two types of people in life… Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest.

Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them

Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we’re all a little obtuse.

What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen.

There’s a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.