Short Jokes
Follow your dreams. Unless you’re a narcoleptic who wants to be a limo driver. That’s dangerous, dude.
Follow your dreams. Unless you’re a narcoleptic who wants to be a limo driver. That’s dangerous, dude.
If Kevin Bacon never said “want some bacon with your eggs” to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn’t make sense anymore.
I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I’ve taken a Tern for the Wurst
I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline… Apparently it’s only for “victims”.
My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, “no.”
I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack.
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag…
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious
Everyone in my class is arguing about science, And I’m just sitting here, maths debating.