I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.

The Presidential Debate We don’t know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we’re hoping Trump isn’t

What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh

A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY

Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!

True: If you don’t eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don’t love your mom.

A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said “I Hate Black People” …I thought to myself “Well damn- thats a little racist.

Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you’re 12 to come onto your face.

What’s the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge.