What’s the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I’ll show myself out.

A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation.

I’ve decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I’ll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

“Sugar” is the only word in the English language where “su-” makes a “sh” sound. At least, I’m pretty sure…

If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook… It’s your own fault for not making it offensive enough!

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don’t exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry.

I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.

What’s the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale

Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew.