How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?

ME: all the King’s horses and men couldn’t put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now M: [opening package of bacon] I’ll think of something

Shoutout to people who don’t know what the opposite of in is. I’ll give you some time for this one.

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but… No pun in ten did..

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? “It’s a Moray.”

Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just a fancy word for stupid.

What’s black and white and red all over and can’t get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.

What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter