Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve’ he said in the letter. ‘Why?’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me’ he wrote back.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one

What is a bear’s favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the “orange you glad I didn’t say banana” knock knock joke

Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It’ll help you lose a lot of pounds.

An irishman walks out of a bar…

What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.