Putting captions in the wrong place You know what I hate the most…?

[Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*

Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me.

When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.

[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew

A guy walks into a bar… Ouch.

Ethiopian Cuisine… is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing.

I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What’s not to like?

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi