Short Jokes
So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station… …and says to the attendant: “Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please.” The attendant replies: “That sounds like a good deal!”
So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station… …and says to the attendant: “Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please.” The attendant replies: “That sounds like a good deal!”
Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We’d been married for 12 years.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he’s crying in the corner.
What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary 🙂
My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra….
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don’t have Windows.
I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he’d picked up every time.
What do you call a number that won’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral. 😛
Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.