Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

I wonder if dog’s had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Simba – “welcome to… The bone zone” Nala – “the what?” Simba – “elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard”

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients

After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8

Don’t buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone… and I am still asian.

If you pour two beers in one glass, it’s just one beer.

Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen.