What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.

Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who’s left?

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss

My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I’m a sbad sperson

[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I’ll just fight daytime crimes

If we attacked Turkey from the rear… …do you think Greece would help?

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin’ Skywalker.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems

My girlfriend is great in bed… But I don’t know how my best friend would know that.