Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA

Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don’t Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone

What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? “Hey, can you help me pack my shit?”

My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can’t be good…….

Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her

Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.

A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking.