What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus 🙂 !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex

What do people from the 1930’s and /r/news jokes have in common? They’re both old.

I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade.

What do grandparents smell like? “Depends”

7% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received dessert.

How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her

“You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this” -Guy who invented shovels

I’m terrible at telling jokes… I always punch up the fuck lines

What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest.

Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.