*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? “Once upon a slime . . .”

Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok

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The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because… She has a frog in her throat.

What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

Your jokes are only as funny as someone else’s sense of humor.

Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium.

Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell.

A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating.