Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?

What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline “PLAGIARISM” have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Her: “Your funny” Me: “…. Uh ya… this isn’t gonna work”

What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words

my mom’s cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted

Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend. Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist

Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees.

My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that’s what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time.