A horse walks into a bar…… A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on”

Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl’s window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents.

I’ve got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start

The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless.

I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty’s day to… …Barack O’Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter.

Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!

Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden.

I Am So Depressed. I Think Suicide Is The Only Answer. If my bitch ex-wife would just commit suicide my life would be so much better.

Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter