My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Something something Reddit something something Ellen Pao GUYS, DID I DO IT RIGHT, GUYS?! DO I GET THE FREE POINTS NOW?!?!

You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then… you’d better stick to Lego.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans

Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world’s largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US.

What happens if you pee on Putin’s head? Urine big trouble…

There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don’t know the joke and are confused right now

I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-Head, I then sold him for $150. Does that make him a profit?

I turn to my brother and ask Hey bro, what’s the most you’ve jerked off in one day? “About 3 dudes”.