Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell……. …and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run!

My girlfriend went blind I hear when people lose one sense, it improves their others. Maybe she will improve in her sense of humour.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium

Why didn’t Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn’t be taken on their merits, that they’d just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.

“you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up.” – women’s magazines

I need to get my spine removed.. It’s been holding me back my whole life

What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice.

15 year olds be like I remember 9/11