I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA

another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me.

When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers… Still to this day, Mr. Smith won’t look me in the eyes.

snickers where r mah snickers

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee……

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale

If I get one upvote I’ll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself.

Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4

Hi we’re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can’t ever find our dog.

I ate a banana so big that my Facebook relationship status automatically changed from “Married” to “It’s Complicated.”