What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.!

So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar… 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar.

How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer

how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried.

I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival.

What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m’laugh.

A pirate walks into a bar… The bartender looks up and says “Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your butt?” The pirate responds, “Yarrr, its driving me nuts.”

Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone.

Has anyone said ‘Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don’t have enough teeth’? Because I’d like to say that.