What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW

Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?

Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick… come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye.

Victoria’s Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers … … because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them.

Pineapple & Semen Isn’t it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels

What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick.

YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$

ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch.