Today I saw Flash walking by, on the street. He must really be a shitty flash.

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Why is a river really rich? It’s got two banks.

Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don’t have a Lamborghini 😉

I like to send out texts saying “Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?” Just to see who`s dumb enough.

Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!

How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments.

If all the women in the world died at once…. It would be a pain in the arse

I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. “There’s a time and a place for that,” I told my wife. She said, “Yeah…” I said, “It’s 9pm and my house.”

Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you’ll get it for free