What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They’re on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam

Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I’ll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear…

My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor… She didn’t suit me.

Why did Pinocchio’s nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her.

Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn’t a riposte.

Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year.

Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light.

Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless…. Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube… Its called BUFFERING

I’m addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to “treat” it