My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, “Because double teaming is against the rules”

So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre… …and the bartender gives it to her.

What is Pinocchio’s favourite kind of sex? No strings attached.

Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa.

There’s no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them. Or that you’re in their house again.

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory

Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous

No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here.

I don’t get why I got fired today I was just doing my job… Stalking

You know what they say about amnesia… No, really. Do you know?