Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special. its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings

What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers

fools cosa rara

Me I’m a joke.

What’s the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic? One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing.

My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow

/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!

“Wanna hear a chemistry joke?” “Na, man, I’m good.” “Wow, you didn’t have to get salty over it.” (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)

What do we call that one small worm that won’t shut up? A chatterpillar