Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won’t send MY dog to obedience school

Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion’s footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat …and ignore my wife until it is dinner time

Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison? Shoot the first one.

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn’t touch him.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque…ito. ^Sorry.