If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill… Would it change its value to $15.60?

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window? The Defenestration of Smaug.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho’s

“Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we’ll call you a liar.” -insurance

What’s the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I’m only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin

All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes… Guys, stop, they’re whore-ible.

Hey, John… Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

In response to Wikipedia’s “price of a cup of coffee is all we need” fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids