Why do blondes have “TGIF” on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront

An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

A girl went to Thailand for a week… And came back a changed man.

Crimea River Crimea river – Putin

I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It’s complicated.

My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc.

A woman is pulled over for speeding Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding? Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer

A joke one of my friends told me. “Hey_____ do you know how I like my men”? “umm no”. “Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night”.

Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy 🙂

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.