What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**

So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny.

Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting “boy, girl, boy, girl” used to be a punishment.

Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They’re just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers.

So, we’re doing race jokes: What do you call it when 5 white people have sex? A family reunion

In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes.

How do you pay a quiz master? with finances.

If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”

I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off… So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.