Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC

Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

Waitress at Olive Garden tells me to say “when” and starts grating cheese on my salad I say nothing Room fills with Parmesan No one survives

Hello I’m Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it.

How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo

She’s so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

I can’t even I feel the phrase “I can’t even” is rather odd.

Low self esteem group meeting Please use the back door

So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said “Jesus really?!” He replied with “Nah, his name’s Jose.”