What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist in have common? They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.

I’m beginning to suspect I might have bad posture call it a hunch

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!

My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship. Bullshit. It’s our sixth season together.

What is the hardest part about playing soccer? Telling your parents that you’re gay.

Ciger: close but no cigar.

I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast

What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline…

Walk up to a girl, sniff her hair, and whisper “Perfect. Master will love you.” This is a great way to increase your tolerance to Mace…

*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO.