I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He’s got a funny yolk.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because one had a dream and died

What’s the best thing about blowjob? A moment of silence…

Someone should make a joke about music… I’ve never seen it done on a major scale.

Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible.

What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don’t know but it’s not relevant.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray.

What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off.