What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? “I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks back there!”

What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks

What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive

When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking “Wow, this guy must really love to shit!”

What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus.

Sorry if this comes across as offensive… Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage “Air in the hands motherstickers!” The other man shouts “This is a fuck up!”

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie? <in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda

What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews

The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn’t know (PG-13 2hr 3min)

I am living proof that you can “be there” and “be square”.