What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute.

Why do black guys always have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Did you hear that protons have mass? Na

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If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane.

Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it

Here’s to tits! …Cause No one ever said “I want to cum on her nice personality”

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!

Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wrights make a plane.

Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. “6 fell down today”. Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: “33 is drunk again”.