Have you guys heard about the scarecrow… Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?

Antenna’s Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome.

What’s the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D

I’ve started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm

what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry

Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions.

A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go “on air” and died…

I got stung by an applebee and now I’m going into bananaphylactic shock.

What do you call a gore thriller that can’t get enough funding? A film that needs morbids.

Family cookouts are spent telling me to “stop…don’t say that”