Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil.

What do you call a fishing prostitute A Hooker

Whenever I go for a jog and it’s raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death.

At School: What Does It Give You? “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” “Meat!” “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” “Bacon!” “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” “Homework!”

What do you call the entrance to a prostitute’s house? Hodor.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, “We don’t serve food here”.

The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles.

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !

I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way.