I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

What do you call a Vagina’s Poem? A Solliloqueef

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information.

How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It’s for yids, by yids!

What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs.

It’s great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don’t feel like listening to people anymore

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut

I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners.