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Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating… I was arrested because carbon was only 14

The problem in general terms is that people suck.

Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet? A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

My kid’s teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I’m like I do. I’m player 2.

I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.

Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know… A Couples Retweet

Police in Mississippi shoot a man 🙁 He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air 🙂

If you say “cray cray” I’m going to punch you in the “fay fay”,