NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!

What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers.

I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can’t afford it.

My wife showed me her baby photos. She said, “Here’s one of me when I was 3.” I replied, “Wow, and there’s me thinking you were like a fine wine.”

What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps CAN finish a race!

I like my girls like my file system… FAT and 16.

Huh, maybe THIS pizza delivery guy will be the father figure I’ve been looking for

What did one orphan say to the other? “Robin, get in the batmobile”

Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her “good morning solar eclipse” Yeah, don’t do that.

how does james bond prefer his women? shaven, not furred