Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex isn’t as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad.

How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?

Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while.

Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)

“I am un-punkable!” – Justin Bieber, 2012. “Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn’t be fired.” – Justin Bieber, 2019.

What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!

Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway.

People who aren’t funny get offended by jokes.

Employers are now blocking Twitter at the office. Is there a way I can do that on my home computer? Asking for a guy who should be working.

Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women? Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)