What do mexicans drink in the morning? Dos Eggys

What does a White hole and a stoner in a herb plantation have in common There both spewing out Thyme

Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch.

My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday… Now she is in jail and I have anal infection.

Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!

If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money… I’d have $43.

How do you steal something from a crazy person? You straight jack it.

The only B word you should call a woman is “beautiful.” Bitches love being called beautiful.

The 2016 presidential race Nuff said.

A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein