A man walks into a bar … A man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, but enough about me …

I’ve only seen “Babe” once, but I’ve said “That’ll do, pig” 1000 times. My wife hates me.

Football joke Joke: What is the difference between Arjen Robben and the time?

My vegan friend asked me if I’ve met his new girlfriend I said I’ve never seen herbivore

Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to “The Sound of Silence.” Darkness will feel like you’re being clingy and leave the room.

I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness… That’s scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can’t do stand up.

How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray

Why did the groupie let the percussionist come over? He promised he wouldn’t drum in her house.

Ancient Aliens