Why do intersecting lines hate each other? Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Improvement One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?” “Fine. I used to be one who couldn’t understand the English men, and now it’s the English men who can’t understand me.”

What do you call a black pilot ? A pilot , you racist dumbass…

What do black guys do after sex? 25 years – life

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language.

How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming “Quit plunderin’ my booty!”

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow,” says the bartender. “That is really something. Where’d you get it?” “Africa,” says the parrot.

Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”

Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.

A skinny friend told me she’s never hungry and just ‘forgets to eat’, so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?