I like my women like I like my news… Without an opinion

How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male

The doctor’s had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn’t hear it.

Saying the Punchline After the Setup What’s the key to a good joke?

Why didn’t the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white.

Happy Birthday, Jesus! The lawn looks great, thanks!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

A guy told me this one in class today…. What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon.

Greek people must feel like a tampon. They live in one of the most beautiful places in the world, but at the worst period.

Can’t Sleep Whenever my son can’t sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can’t hear anymore. Works every time.